"He didn't just turn himself into a human he turned himself into an idiot."


"I thought they were both the same thing."



~"Human Nature": Doctor Who

He has fleas? How come HE gets to have fleas? I want fleas!



~Bloo

"He can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to"


~Ron

"Video games are a waste of time now if you'll excuse me I must bid two thousand dollars on an itchy and scratchy bubble gum wrapper"


~ Comic Book Guy : The Simpsons

"ME hide YOUR book that would be cruel heartless thing to do of course I did it"



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"Kindly remove your foot from my nostril so that I may kill you"


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"If that dog sues me I'll bite you I mean if that dog bites me I'll sue you"


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"This is my timey wimey detector it goes ding when there's stuff even cooks eggs"


~"Blink" : Doctor Who

"You mean she bit yuh"

"No her dog"

"Oh she bit her dog a"

"No"


~ The Wizard of Oz

"BHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA . . . excuse me . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . now where was I oh yes . . . BHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"


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"Right now this building is surrounded by one hundred snipers would you believe it"

"No"

"Would you believe twelve trained commandos"

"No"

"Would you believe Chuck Norris would a bebe gun"


~Get Smart

"She said she's over her head in paper work and would like you to make an appointment for next week"

"She's climbing out the window isn't she"

"Yes she is"


~ Doctor Who

"Welcome friend"

"Friend the last time I was here you wanted to shoot me"


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It's green slimy and possibly radioactive and you just had to pick it up.


~ Daleks in Manhattan : Doctor Who

"But we don't have helmets"

"Thats ok we're safe"

"Really"

"No I just said that to shut you up"


~ Doctor Who

"Lord what fools these mortals be"


~ Jaken to Sesshomaru : InuYasha

"Have you ever been strangled its a good experience"


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"Would you like me to bolt the door so you can massacre the town folk?"


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